So-called Beach Episodes are becoming a problem for all monsters out there, and we goblins refuse to just stand by while innocent monsters are slaughtered!
So very rarely do I look at a subclass and think, “huh, I hate this so much I want to write about it.” Today however, with the release of Eberron: Rising From the Last War, I felt that, and I felt it more than I ever have before.
Every Dungeons and Dragons player knows that no matter how many scholarly articles on probability and chances there might be, some dice are just cursed to never roll above a two.